Kissing techniques

The hair is taking on a life of it's own. It's like wearing a wig made of guinea pig hair- one of those long haired guinea pigs with multiple crowns. Rinsing it only helps for about a day now.

I was looking up a tutorial on paper cutting on youtube and came across this gem of video about how to get someone to kiss you:

 

I suppose that plying your love interest with booze isn't SUCH bad advice. But coming out with sexual innuendos?? Mad. No lesbians would go for that.